Where Was The Schiavo Circus?

Nataline Sarkysian, RIP

Crickets... chirp... chirp... chirp... chirp... chirp...

Historian?

I don't think it means what Tom Wolfe thinks it means...

They Should All Resign in Shame

Mark Halperin, kneepads in place...

Editors, anchors, executive producers, reporters, and campaigns are instantly aware when Drudge posts something political. And with just days to go before the voting — with everyone so busy, so tired, so manic, and so vulnerable — political and media actors are more easily turned chasing in whatever direction Drudge points them. Or, more specifically, in whatever direction Drudge’s spoon-feeding sources point them.

Wingnut Headlines You Can't Resist

Video: Mary Katharine Ham explains porn sites to O’Reilly

Precious goldmines of self-aggrandizing pretense

Here's a nice look at Joe Klein, a man "blinded by self-regard."

Bacon Can Save Your Life

No, really...

A researcher at the University of Texas at Houston says bacon can actually help save your life during a heart attack.

Dr. Nathan Bryan claims nitrates found in bacon form a gas, which can re-open blocked arteries.

Early research indicates the nitrates in bacon cause cancer, but Dr. Bryan says this research is false.

"You should not avoid eating bacon because of the nitrite content. If anything, the nitrite content is what protects our heart during a heart attack," he says.

More info here.

Shorter Joe Klein

"I've no time or ability to deliver facts and analysis to readers. It's not my job..."

Great Moments in Reading Comprehension

Coattails Limbaugh:

Solicitor Romulo Diaz said, "While we respect the right of the Boy Scouts to prohibit participation in its activities by homosexuals, we will not subsidize that discrimination by passing on the costs to the people of Philadelphia."

The solicitor apparently doesn't care that the Supreme Court has ruled that the Scouts have a right to exclude homosexuals...

Clinton Crotch Holler

K-Lo's words say no, but her ruttish empty void says otherwise...

Cootie Vibes

Silly Sully has another case of cootie vibes...